To Mexico: Terry Watkins Rudy Clinton
To Pittsburgh: Gill Tanaka Norman Volstad Neftali Maradona
Mexico grabs future hall of famer, Watkins, and his career .325 avg (although its .290 this year), along with an above average defensive SS in Clinton who hits .270, Mexico also receives 4.25m to help pay for all of this. Pittsburgh continues to move all talent out of the pilgrims clubhouse. Coming in is Gill Tanaka and his horrible 2 year 5.4mil contract. Hopefully Tanaka is arrested for grand theft, from every owner whose ever had to pay him a dime, before next season begins so that Pittsburgh can appeal to the whatifsports to have the contract thrown out on the basis that Tanaka is in jail. Maradona will continue his great effort at breaking the all time Mike Greenwell strikeout record. Has there ever been a player to strikeout 600 times in his first 5 seasons before? Also heading to Pittsburgh is Volstad, who carries a nice stick on him but unfortunately Pittsburgh plays in the NL and can not play a DH. So to wrap this up, Pittsburgh agrees to give up the two best players in the deal, take on 5.4mil next season and will play Volstad at DH for 6 games a year and for the other 120-130 games a year that he will play he will put his best effort forth to not commit 30 negative plays a year.
Verdict: Mexico 90% (9 vetoes out of 10)
To Pittsburgh: Gill Tanaka Norman Volstad Neftali Maradona
Mexico grabs future hall of famer, Watkins, and his career .325 avg (although its .290 this year), along with an above average defensive SS in Clinton who hits .270, Mexico also receives 4.25m to help pay for all of this. Pittsburgh continues to move all talent out of the pilgrims clubhouse. Coming in is Gill Tanaka and his horrible 2 year 5.4mil contract. Hopefully Tanaka is arrested for grand theft, from every owner whose ever had to pay him a dime, before next season begins so that Pittsburgh can appeal to the whatifsports to have the contract thrown out on the basis that Tanaka is in jail. Maradona will continue his great effort at breaking the all time Mike Greenwell strikeout record. Has there ever been a player to strikeout 600 times in his first 5 seasons before? Also heading to Pittsburgh is Volstad, who carries a nice stick on him but unfortunately Pittsburgh plays in the NL and can not play a DH. So to wrap this up, Pittsburgh agrees to give up the two best players in the deal, take on 5.4mil next season and will play Volstad at DH for 6 games a year and for the other 120-130 games a year that he will play he will put his best effort forth to not commit 30 negative plays a year.
Verdict: Mexico 90% (9 vetoes out of 10)
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